Well, friends, it’s that time again. Time to stuff ourselves silly then pass out from
wine consumption turkey tryptophan while ignoring football and then rallying to play board games (like this awesomeamazing one about trains).
But don’t you worry – we’ve been training for this day.
We Shaners don’t take holiday eating lightly. Or buffets. Or any other random get-together that includes consuming food.
Don’t get me wrong – we’re not big people. As in fat. We’re not a fat family. Actually, we’re all pretty nicely in shape and work out and stuff.
But let me just say this: We could take any of y’all in an eating contest any day. It’s not a true Shaner family function unless you have you roll yourself out the door à la Willy Wonka Violet (Big Sister, don’t click on that link.).
‘Tis the holiday for unplugging, so I’m taking the next few days off. So I’ve supplied the following awkward photos (representing what will not be happening at any Shaner family Thanksgiving get together) to tide you over.
Happy Thanksgiving, guys.