i’m done.

publish blog post

take sip of wine

feel chunk in mouth

assume it’s cork

fish chunk from mouth

see dead fly on finger

realize chunk was dead fly

REALIZE CHUNK WAS DEAD FLY

throw dead fly across room

text husband in panic

throw phone across room when husband replies “protein”

cry a little

die

rise from dead; can’t waste wine

finish wine

die

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  1. I can feel your pain…..thank you for not wasting the precious wine.

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